THIS BLOG is the last thing between me (Trevor, a 15yo (now 16yo (now 18yo (19) but who's counting?)) unemployed bachelor who lives with his parents (one parent now) [I'm not dating (now I am) {not desperate or even looking for someone but it makes for a good joke} (shoot me an offer (don't) [no lowballers (serious inquiries only [please])])]) and insanity. While I do not wish to put anyone down, I am very conservative and some of my humor will reflect that. Please don't take personal offense, There are some very kind democrats out there and my comedy is not a blanket statement. If you comment, please keep it family-friendly, as I will do with my articles. To properly understand my writing format, please read the "Introduction to my head" first, then continue in chronological order. Hope you enjoy reading as my last few brain cells commit intellectual suicide!